Mrs. Harmon quotes from McGee and Me!

Mr. Cryder. I must say that out of all the quiz papers, yours was the most creative.

Thank you.

Perhaps you'd share with the class your answer to question number 7, "what is the state capitol of Michigan?"

Motown.

Number 8, "where are the Great Plains located?"

At the Great Airports.

Did you all pick out books for your reports?

[grabbing a book from Renee] Uh, I've got my book, Mrs. Harmon.

[reading the title incredulously] Pretty and Popular: The Modern Girl's Guide To Good Looks. Well, I'll be interested in reading what you have to write on the subject! [walks away]

Nice one, Derrick!

Why didn't you stop me?!

Here's a little portrait I whipped up this morning over breakfast. I call it the Moaning Lisa.

It's stupendous! It's, it's fabulous! It's wonderful! Do you have any business cards? Nothing too flashy about this size but you know, with sort of a, a royal flair-

[interrupting] Hey! What about me?

Oh, very well, Nick-elangelo, proceed.

I envision a magnificent painting that will capture the creation of the entire world! And I think you will agree that, when you see my sketches, I should paint the Pristine Chapel.

[spit take, regains composure] Ahem. Perhaps we will give you a call when we paint the basement! Todd-enardo, when can you begin?.

Wait a second, this isn't my best stuff. I can do better than him!

Away with him. Away with him!

Give me another chance, I can do better. I can do better! [back to reality] I can do better!

You think you can do better than Leonardo Da Vinci, Nick?

The script calls for three wise men, Mr. Cryder, and come Friday, three wise men we will have, unless you want to be the first person in the history of Eastfield to take my class three years in a row.

Hey... that's, that's like blackmail!

That's right. Merry Christmas.