Derrick Cryder quotes from McGee and Me!

Yeah. We'd better fix him, fix him good, just to be sure. Let's bail.

Look, Stupid, everybody does it. Man, I just read the inside cover. Look, if you squeal on me...!

You come down my alleyway, throwin' cans at me, you better have some kinda peace offering.

Huh?

Money, stupid!

Mr. Cryder. I must say that out of all the quiz papers, yours was the most creative.

Thank you.

Perhaps you'd share with the class your answer to question number 7, "what is the state capitol of Michigan?"

Motown.

Number 8, "where are the Great Plains located?"

At the Great Airports.

[after accepting Nick's skateboard race] And what happens when you lose—like I know you're gonna?!

Hey, why don't you make him your slave?

Yeah, yeah. What he said, for a week!

You're dead meat, man! Hamburger!

[finding out that Nick won and not him] Wait a minute, I won this race! Guess your mom needs to buy you glasses!

Get lost, Derrick! We won that race! You cheated!

Did you all pick out books for your reports?

[grabbing a book from Renee] Uh, I've got my book, Mrs. Harmon.

[reading the title incredulously] Pretty and Popular: The Modern Girl's Guide To Good Looks. Well, I'll be interested in reading what you have to write on the subject! [walks away]

Nice one, Derrick!

Why didn't you stop me?!

Although participation was what you might call "required", no one really minded. In fact everyone kind of enjoyed it.

[to a little girl] What are you looking at, Flake?"

Well, almost everyone.

The script calls for three wise men, Mr. Cryder, and come Friday, three wise men we will have, unless you want to be the first person in the history of Eastfield to take my class three years in a row.

Hey... that's, that's like blackmail!

That's right. Merry Christmas.