Sarah quotes from McGee and Me!

[returning from tennis match] I don't know why they call it "love" when you don't score any points. It's more like, total humiliation!

Absolutely not!

But, Mom!

Why would you wanna go see a gross movie like that, anyway?

'Cause he's gross!

It's not that bad. Besides, everybody else gets to go see it. Come on, please.

[to Nick] "Please" what?

[to Dad] Nicholas wants to go see a movie with Louis.

Oh sure, why not? What's it rated? Hello?

It's a real classic. Night of the Blood Freaks, part four.

[meekly] In 3-D.

No way. Absolutely not!

But, Dad!

Honey, we don't want you filling your mind with tat kind of garbage, you know that!

But, Mom!

I told you!

SHUT UP!!!!!

[shocked] Nicholas?

WELL, WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

Nicholas.

[mockingly] "You can't do this, you can't do that!"

One more word out of you, young man.

IT'S NOT FAIR! EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO GO SEE IT, BUT I HAVE TO SIT AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF---

[interrupting him] NICHOLAS!

THAT'S IT! Now you don't talk that way in this home. Go to your room, you're grounded!

First we're munchkins. Then we're melted. Now we're waitin' on a tornado! What's next? Flying monkeys?

Alright, the number for the banquet hall is...

...on the refrigerator.

...and the number for Dr. Walter's is...

...on the refrigerator.

And if anybody calls us, you tell them that we're...

On the refrigerator!

Where's the dip? [sees Nick] Oh, there you are!

[laughing] Just kidding. I've only got a few more hours to tease you before you go. [Grabs a potato chip, and walks off.]

[to himself] And I thought she only loved me for my potato chips.