Todd-enardo, Duke of Ellington and others in “Unfinished Business”

Here's a little portrait I whipped up this morning over breakfast. I call it the Moaning Lisa.

It's stupendous! It's, it's fabulous! It's wonderful! Do you have any business cards? Nothing too flashy about this size but you know, with sort of a, a royal flair-

[interrupting] Hey! What about me?

Oh, very well, Nick-elangelo, proceed.

I envision a magnificent painting that will capture the creation of the entire world! And I think you will agree that, when you see my sketches, I should paint the Pristine Chapel.

[spit take, regains composure] Ahem. Perhaps we will give you a call when we paint the basement! Todd-enardo, when can you begin?.

Wait a second, this isn't my best stuff. I can do better than him!

Away with him. Away with him!

Give me another chance, I can do better. I can do better! [back to reality] I can do better!

You think you can do better than Leonardo Da Vinci, Nick?