McGee quotes from McGee and Me!

Will you knock it off?!

You're just jealous because all you can play is the radio.

I am not jealous!

Sure! That's why you've been trying to draw that bucket of bolts all night!

Hey, I was just messing around.

[attempting to fix one of the Christmas tree lights] Whatcha got here is a few scatterfrans with a polynine scrillblatz.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

So, I just reverse the gyro-stabilizers, and it's showtime. [electrocutes himself ]

Well, how's that scatterfratz?

Go peddle your eggnog.

[dressed as an angel, with working wings] So, what do you think, kid?

Very nice, if this is a non-stop flight, I hope.

I mean, what what should we do about Derrick?

If Renee's, Philip's, and my dad have all coked up some big surprise trip for us all, it's gotta be pretty spectacular. Right?

You mean like that tulip festival we went to in Michigan!

Mmm! The next time ya hit the Giant, bag the macaroni! We're takin' chocolate chipsters!

Naw. I don't think I'll be facing the Giant again, McGee.

What? You ready for Everest?

[reading from Nick's open Bible] "Men judge by the outward appearance." Cool!

What? Let me see that! "Men judge by the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at a man's thoughts and intentions". That rooster missed the whole point!

That's only a plain white T-shirt. Commonly known as... underwear.

McGee, this is the only cool shirt I have!

What about the other one that says, "Cartoons are our friends"?

Get real, McGee. It might as well say, "I'm a geek and proud of it".

Did you hear that? Secret code! They look like Soviet agents to me.

There are no more Soviet agents.

Oh don't tell me you buy that whole "collapse of the Soviet Union" thing! Pure propaganda!