A character in McGee and Me!
Played by Joseph Dammann
McGee and Me! · 71 quotes
Most-quoted character in McGee and Me!: in 37 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: McGee (14), Louis (6), Mom (3)
[Sarah is walking through the door.]
Where's the dip? [sees Nick] Oh, there you are!
[Nick scowls.]
[laughing] Just kidding. I've only got a few more hours to tease you before you go. [Grabs a potato chip, and walks off.]
[to himself] And I thought she only loved me for my potato chips.
Hey, Dad, um... When are ya gonna tell us where we're goin'?
Soon... but I'll give ya a hint. [opens his Bible and begins to read] "God fills me with strength and protects me wherever I go. He gives me the sure footedness of a mountain goat upon the crag".
We're going to the zoo?
[Philip is trying to lift his duffel bag, but with little success.]
Philip, what are you doing?
Struggling with my fear!
What fear?
My fear of being crushed under all this stuff!
[Nick laughs.]
Believe it or not, climbing's fun, Nick. It can give you a great sense of accomplishment, it's challenging, you make great friends.
So far, you could say the exact same thing about baseball.
[McGee is chowing down on a chocolate chip cookie.]
Mmm! The next time ya hit the Giant, bag the macaroni! We're takin' chocolate chipsters!
Naw. I don't think I'll be facing the Giant again, McGee.
What? You ready for Everest?
That's only a plain white T-shirt. Commonly known as... underwear.
McGee, this is the only cool shirt I have!
What about the other one that says, "Cartoons are our friends"?
Get real, McGee. It might as well say, "I'm a geek and proud of it".
Did you hear that? Secret code! They look like Soviet agents to me.
There are no more Soviet agents.
Oh don't tell me you buy that whole "collapse of the Soviet Union" thing! Pure propaganda!
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