Ah, Major Winchester, the party of one. Dinner is served.
[irked] What is this?
Well, let me see: For your appetizer, the last of the macadamias, followed, by a mixed grill of Lebanese salami, sugar-cured ham, and hog jowls; we have seconds on those. Sorry sir, no smoked oysters; I just smoked the last one.
But I didn't-
And for dessert, fresco fudge, and nutty fruitcake.
All laced with hemlock, I'm sure.
Sorry, sir, no hemlock. But I can get you some ketchup.
And what, pray tell, is the catch of the day?
[heading for the tent door] Oh, just one catch, Major.
Ah?
The source of this Christmas dinner must remain anonymous. It's an old family tradition.
[Deeply moved, Charles turns around; Klinger smiles]
Thank you, Max.
Merry Christmas. Charles.
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