(looking at Potter's painting)
At least the other doctors have something to do. The only activity I am allowed is talking.
Winchester, the artistic temperament is a delicate thing. So clam up, you yahoo!
I do not understand why you are allowed your pleasures, and I am not allowed mine!
Because my pleasures are a little more on the quiet side!
Ah! That is either a horse or the RCA building.
It's a horse. I'm about to paint his back end; fortunately, I have a live-in model!
Aha! If only your talent matched your callousness!
Major, go about your business.
I have no business.
Take a nap.
I'm not sleepy!
Just listen to yourself yammer. That'll snap those eyelids shut in a flash.
Even the most despicable convict is allowed the basic pleasures of life. - But not I.
Don't rile me, Winchester. My face gets any redder, somebody's gonna get whopped.
Threaten all you want, I can't take anymore. I demand my rights. I'm going to play my music.
Don't touch that dial.
I need this music to nourish my fading hope that truth and beauty still exist. Viva Caruso-- [ Gags ]
I'm warning you. Eighty-six that Italian!
I have nothing left to lose!
(Caruso)
That tears it!
What are you gonna do?
I'll decide when I get there.
No, Colonel. - Oh, no!
Oh, yes!
(Potter yanks the Caruso record off the record player and throws it out of the tent, where it smashes against a jeep!)
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