(looking at Potter's painting)
Charles
That is either a horse or the RCA building.
Potter
It's a horse. I'm about to paint his back end; fortunately, I have a live-in model!
Charles
Aha! If only your talent matched your callousness!
Potter
Major go about your business.
Charles
I have no business.
Potter
Take a nap.
Charles
I'm not sleepy!
Potter
Just listen to yourself yammer. That'll snap those eyelids shut in a flash.
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