Margaret, Potter and others in “Heal Thyself”

Margaret

Let me get you to your tent.

I'd better warn you, Major, I get mighty crotchety when I'm battling a bug. And I make one ornery patient.

Margaret

Well, I make one ornery nurse! Take it easy.

Winchester

Uh-- Colonel isn't it a bit early in the day to be, um-- how shall I put it-- bagged?

It's not booze that's got me in this shape, Winchester, it's mumps.

Winchester

(laughs) I-- Forgive me, Colonel. It's just that it's a bit silly to find a childhood malady - afflicting a man of your advanced years.

Margaret

Step aside, Major.

Winchester

What's next for you, Colonel? Unsightly teenage blemishes?

Ah, between you and the mumps, Winchester, I'd prefer the mumps. At least I know they're going to go away.