(A smug and cackling Frank, having lied to his wife, comes out of Potter's office, only to have a chair thrown at him! The chair breaks on impact!)
(she is infuriated) War horse?! Army Mule?!
Margaret!
Stuff it!!!
(She storms out of the office, and Frank follows her!)
I had to say what I did, try to understand!
Leave me alone, you chinless chipmunk!
Margaret, please!
Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee!
Margaret! (They walk nonchalantly past some enlisted men) I had to lie, the stocks and the house are in her name!
(Margaret slams the door of her tent in his face)
Oh, Margaret, dear. Let me bring over my can of Sterno, we can have some hot toddies and you can put on your new nightie!
(throwing her negligee at him) YOU put on my new nightie!
[Looking longingly at the negligee as BJ and Hawkeye walk by with golf clubs] Forty five dollars!
Sold.
Are alterations included?
(annoyed) Aw, go practice your putts!
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