KKwang
Why do you wear the uniform of a nurse?
It's a disguise. I'm hiding from sanity.
KKwang
That's crazy.
See? It's working!
“Dear Comrade” · Season 7
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Maxwell Klinger (1)
Look at this! All my fleas are dead! [to Charles] MURDERER!
KKwang
Excuse me, but uh, what are you doing to gun?
BBJ
Preventative maintenance, Kwang
We fix it now, and no one will have to worry about it again.
KKwang
Ah, Kwang understand. No, he don't.
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