You don't think this is the proverbial 'hell freezing over' do you, Father?
Oh, no, no. I'm sure I'd have been informed if anything that big were on the agenda.
“Baby, it's Cold Outside” · Season 7
In this episode: Colonel Potter (4), Radar O'Reilly (1), Father Mulcahy (1)
Pierce, before the Major tells me to tell you to shut up, shut up.
Now, Radar, watch this, this'll be a real dozy.
Radar (watching Sonia Henie spin): Oh, boy, how does she do that without throwing up.
We're gonna have to keep these boys plenty warm tonight. You'll have to take heaters from the tents again.
Sir, the last time I did that they hid my glasses in the meatloaf!
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