You've got to have a pair of pajamas, look around. You had a pair when you got here.
BBJ
I had a lot of things when I got here. Faith, hope, sanity, a liver.
“The Winchester Tapes” · Season 6
In this episode: Charles Winchester (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), BJ Hunnicutt (1)
I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as possible...(tries to pours tea but a plastic chicken is in the pitcher) ...Get me the hell out of here!
[taping a letter to send home] Dear Mother and Dad, I have only been here a short while, but it seems forever. MASH 4077 is truly a nightmare. It is either too cold or it is unbearably hot. I needn't tell you again, I won't be happy until I am out of here. I have even contemplated shooting myself in the foot. But, you know how much I enjoy the annual Deb's Cotillion.
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