Frank (dictating his will): To Major Margaret Houlihan... my friend... my comrade... my little soldier...I leave all my clothes.
“Soldier of the Month” · Season 4
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (1), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Radar O'Reilly (1)
SZSergeant Zale
I know a lot of state capitals. I'll show you. Ask me the capital of Cleveland!
Klinger, what civil war hero said "Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead." And please try to answer with less than the seven basic ballet movements.
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Tugarraf!
"Tugarraf?!"
BBJ
That's "Farragut." He said it backwards.
Aha! True or false: You can reach the high notes of the "Star-Spangled Banner" by standing on your toes.
That ain't part of the test!
Yes, but how did you know?
He's cheating! He's got the answers written all over him!
I am not! Those are tattoos! Leave me alone!
No wonder he knows history like the back of his hand.
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