Hawkeye (about breakfast): This looks familiar.
I once cut that up in med school.
“Aid Station” · Season 3
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), Trapper John McIntyre (3), Maxwell Klinger (2), Margaret Houlihan (1)
What's this morning's breakfast?
Last night's dinner.
Great, that was yesterday's lunch.
[Hawkeye and Trapper prepare one last toast]
Shall we drink to Douglas MacArthur or Ish Kabibble?
I don't know, they both mean so much to me.
No kidding, let's drink to something important.
HTHawkeye and Trapper
To the Ritz Brothers!
Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do.
[Hawkeye, Margaret, and Klinger arrive at the remains of the aid station]
You'd never know this is an aid station.
CDCapt. Dever
Our red cross got blown off with the roof.
I finally make a house call and the house is gone.
Damn Stalin, Truman, whoever!
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