Let's make a pact about drinking.
All right.
Let's never stop.
“Check Up” · Season 3
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Radar O'Reilly (1), Trapper John McIntyre (1)
Henry (about Radar's tattoo): Radar, getting one of those is very unsanitary.
Oh, I washed my hands first, sir.
[To Klinger, who's still wearing some women's clothes for his check-up] What's a pretty girl like you doing in a war like this?
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