Hawkeye (to dishevelled Radar at show-end): Radar, what happened?
I don't know. I think I've been slaked.
“Springtime” · Season 3
In this episode: Maxwell Klinger (2), Radar O'Reilly (1)
Sir, I only want a small, quick little wedding in Toledo then a teeny-tiny, one-two-three honeymoon!
Col. Blake Anyone who believes that, stand on their head.
Margaret (to Klinger at beginning of wedding): You have your nerve wearing white.
Jealous?
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