Trapper [looking at the dead General Kelly]: He died with his boots on.
And his socks off.
“Iron Guts Kelly” · Season 3
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), Radar O'Reilly (1), Trapper John McIntyre (1)
CWColonel Wortman
That's not a teddy bear?
Uh, yes, sir. Regulations against having the real kind.
Look, we both studied dead. This man is dead.
CWColonel Wortman
What did he die of?
Myocardial infarction.
CWColonel Wortman
What does that mean?
It means his pearl-handled pistols are up for grabs.
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