I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
“Officer of the Day” · Season 3
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), Margaret Houlihan (1)
I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids.
Captain Pierce! Major Burns, acting Commander, and I, his adjutant, have been informed that you and Captain McIntyre refused to release Colonel Flagg's prisoner.
(silence)
Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp in the woods, is lying in a ditch at the edge of town.
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