[following Hawkeye's "toast"] I too have a toast. Here's to Captains Pierce and McIntyre. To their all-night binges. To their secret nurse ceremonies. To their planting of microphones in sleeping bags. To their childish switching of names on latrines. All of which goes into my special report to General Mitchell, which culminates in a detailed account of your Thanksgiving "Come As Your Favorite Nude Pilgrim" party.
“Hot Lips and Empty Arms” · Season 2
In this episode: Margaret Houlihan (4), Henry Blake (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1)
[Pierce gives Margaret a shot]
Ow! What was that?
Load of B1. Get you on your feet again.
Oh... And I didn't get you anything...
Uh, that, uh, scotch you just poured is rye.
That's OK, the champagne I just had was gin.
Why don't you call me Henry, for Pete's sake.
[drunk] That's really swell of you, Pete.
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