Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn.
“The Sniper” · Season 2
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), Frank Marion Burns (2), Radar O'Reilly (2), Margaret Houlihan (1)
[at show-end referring to sniper's thinking that he was firing on MacArthur's headquarters] Where do you think you're going to get a MacArthur to show him, for Pete's sake?
[Hawkeye and Trapper dress a sleeping Burns with cap, sunglasses, and corncob pipe]
[awakening] What's going on?
You have returned.
"You risked your life for a . . . a ketchup on rye?!"
"With butter and lettuce!"
"Funny thing, war - Never have so many suffered so much, so, so few could be so happy!!"
"We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many."
"I know, darling, and I love being both of us."
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