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S3 E14

Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 14

Al, Peg and others in “A Three Job, No Income Family”

Al deduces what the reason for Peggy's big checks are

Al

Peg, why did you not sell the cosmetics?

Peg

Well, my friends decided they were not as good as other cosmetics.

Al

OK, fine. So why in the world would you buy off yourself?

Peg

To get the commission checks!

Al gives strained look of rage

Al

You see Peg, when you buy off yourself you get less coming in than what you owe. In the shoe business lingo we call that...SENDING YOUR HUSBAND ROCKETING TO THE POORHOUSE! How much do you owe?

Peg{sheepishly}: Minus the commission checks?

Al

Yes, Peg.

Peg

$627.

Al{sternly}: Well, looks like we will have to keep up the part-time job until the debt is retired.

Scene shifts to Burger Trek. An improperly-wrapped hamburger is sent out a chute to a customer's tray

Captain

Did not make the noise, Bundy!

Kitchen. Peg is now working at Burger Trek instead of Al

Peg{on microphone}: Whoosh!

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