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Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 14

Peg and Al in “A Three Job, No Income Family”

Peg

What's wrong with you getting a second job?

Al

Peg, let me state this as clearly as I can. I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener. I would rather bob for apples in a sewer. I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose before I get another job to pay for your shopping.

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