Peg, let me explain something. Since you're the only one buying the cosmetics, you're not actually making any money.
Oh, yes I am! They send me checks!
Ah, yes. But you send them much bigger ones. And in business, that's that we call... SENDING YOUR HUSBAND ROCKETING TO THE POORHOUSE! Why didn't you sell any makeup, Peg?
Well, like I told the girls... it's not very good.
Well, then why did you keep buying it?
'Cause that's how I make my money!
Al gives a strained look of rage, wiping away a tear.
How much do we owe for the cosmetics, Peg?
(naively) Minus my commission?
Yes.
...$623.
(sighs) Well, at least you're not in real estate. (gets up)
Where are you going?
We owe a lot of money, Peg. I know what I have to do...
Scene shifts to Burger Trek. An improperly-wrapped hamburger is sent out a chute to a customer's tray.
You didn't make the noise, Bundy!
Kitchen. Peg is now working at Burger Trek instead of Al.
(to microphone) Whoosh!
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