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S6 E2

Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 2

Waitress, Al and others in “She's Having My Baby: Part 2”

Waitress in a low-cut leotard is in bar, gaining men's attention

WWaitress

Beer! Candy! Forged backgrounds!

Al

How much would it be to get a background of a retired NFL player?

WWaitress

$200.

Al

Rats, too expensive! What can I get for $1?

WWaitress

The background of a shoe salesman from Illinois.

Al

Just give me some gum. Waitress departs I do not need a forged background; I can invent my own. My new name will be...Al unwraps gum...Bazooka Joe!

Jefferson

Good one. I can reinvent myself as...Jefferson looks at beer can...Anheuser Busch!

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