Al sees man with head buried on bar
Hey pal, you want to hear about a real jackass? See, I have this neighbor, Jefferson, who is a real doormat to his wife. Why just the other day he...
Man lifts up head to reveal himself as Jefferson
AUGH! Oh, I mean there are so many guys named Jefferson...
No worries Al, I am leaving Marcy.
Really?? How come?
It was the baby convention that did it. All those swollen bellies and screaming infants proved too much for me.
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