Peg, Al and others in “Al...With Kelly”

Peg

So, are you really sick? You're not trying to get out of going to see my mother.

Al

Now, Peg. That hurts. You know how much I love that huge fat woman.

Peg

Oh good, Bud is back from the store. Did you get our gift for Grandma? Remember, it was one of those "larger women romance novels".

Bud

Yes, I remember. They were all sold out of The Pie Man Always Rings Twice, so I had to go with her second choice, The Red Fudge of Courage.