TV QuotesDatabase

S3 E16

Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 16

Kelly, Al and others in “The House That Peg Lost”

Daddy, we don't have any food.

My underwear has no elastic. (jerks a thumb at Peg): Take it up with June Cleaver over here.

So who died and made me mom?

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Peg“Oh, no, Al! It's raining!” Al“You're not having a slumber party. I'm still...” Peg“So I let the plumber in over at...” Al“Peg, I don't like going to your mother's....”

More Married... with Children quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Married... with Children pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.