So I let the plumber in over at Steve and Marcy's house.
Al (sarcastically): Oh, they'll be so happy. (drops the sarcasm): By the way, did you know their house is gone?
Peg (confused): What do you mean, "gone"?
Gone. Like my hopes, my dreams, my future.
Peg (finally understanding what he means): Oh, you mean "gone". (gets up to look out the door window): It can't be gone. (looks outside): Al, Steve and Marcy's house is gone!
Nothing gets by you, does it, Peg? Except a house!
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