[First lines]
[Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck]
Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!
Die, commie bimbo!
Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.
What's that, Mom?
You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the effect it had on Grandma? Nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?
Sure, Mom.
[a horn honks from outside]
Now, go to school.
[to Bud as they walk out] I *hate* you!
Good!
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