Fat Woman, Al and others in “Pilot”

I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.

Al

[picks up a size 7 shoe) These are sevens. The box says 9 because... well look lady, youre a nine. I can accept that, why can't you.

You're very FRESH?!

Al

No ma'am, that's impossible. Because for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe, when I should've beeen easing them in the box. So what I'm saying is I'm anything but fresh. By the way, you might want to tell John Henry to give the $100 pumps a rest.

Your ad says "courteous service".

Al

That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owner's. He was killed tragically on this very spot when a size 9 exploded in his face.

Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.

I want a balloon.

Al

You already got one.