Why are you doing this to me, Marcy?
Because God's on vacation and He wants me to fill in.
“Dud Bowl II” · Season 10, Episode 10
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
When a Bundy doesn't get what's rightfully his, he makes sure that no one gets it either.
A fat woman creatured her way into the shoe store today.
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