Peg and Al in “The Worst Noel”

Peg

[as Al changes channels on the TV] Now, there you go, you're going too fast. Come on, Al...what was that? What was that? What was that?

Al

A Bewitched with Dick York, not Dick Sargent as Darrin; a Gilligan where the gorilla came to the island; a Full House family Christmas story where they were snowed in at the airport; and a study of the mating habits of the Amazonian catfish with Philippe, not Jacques, Cousteau.

Peg

You can see all that, and yet, you can't see the rim around the toilet?

Al

I see what I wanna see, Peg.