The last time I saw this many people in a bank, I closed my windows and went to lunch.
“Banking On Marcy” · Season 8, Episode 5
In this episode: Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (5), Al Bundy (3), Peg (1)
It doesn't work any more, Peg.
What doesn't work?
It.
How can you tell?
I've been reading Playboy, Biguns, Littluns, Inbetweenuns -- nothing. Then I remembered it hasn't worked since the afternoon I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank meeting. Marcy killed it Peg. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it.
You know, Al. You can skip the long lines on payday, because the hot dog vendor outside always has change for a dollar.
Marcy, why are you here?
I want to talk with Peggy, privately.
No. Why are you here on Earth?
Peggy, guess what happened at work today.
A hold-up man gave you his mask to wear?
Turn that disgusting thing off [Changes the channel on Al's TV] Here, watch this. Steel Magnolias
What's Boris Karloff doing in a dress?
That's Shirley MacLaine, you baco-bit.
Well, I owe Boris an apology.
You owe everything an apology
(Marcy is giving a presentation at the bank and is almost close to climaxing)
OH JEFFERSON! OH STEVE! OH JAMAL!
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