Peggy, guess what happened at work today.
A hold-up man gave you his mask to wear?
Turn that disgusting thing off [Changes the channel on Al's TV] Here, watch this. Steel Magnolias
What's Boris Karloff doing in a dress?
That's Shirley MacLaine, you baco-bit.
Well, I owe Boris an apology.
You owe everything an apology
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