Listen, Al. You suffered a head injury today. You're probably seriously hurt and require immediate medical attention. Now go to sleep.
Peg! Three little green aliens came in here and... they stole my socks!
Were they green before or after they touched your socks?
I lost the pictures.
Aliens pose for new pictures
No, sorry, guys, I busted the camera in my anger. Nothing ever goes right for me. Sometimes I wonder if Al Bundy was ever meant to be in this universe at all.
Aliens put arms over Al in support
Thanks, guys. You can have my socks. By the way, what do you need them for?
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FUEL.
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It was a time of great darkness. A giant comet cut a path of destruction through the universe. The one man who could save them all was unappreciated on his homeworld. But on planet Preludon, they still sing songs about the man whose socks created fuel for the ships that battled the comet and stopped it, savings hundreds of worlds to include Earth. This man's name? Al Bundy!
Al laid out packages of unworn socks in an attempt to bait aliens. Nothing happens. The following night the aliens return
How come you guys didn't come? Look at all these socks.
Aliens pick up fresh socks and shake heads. One of them pulls a pair out the dresser and nods head
I get it, these are new. You want used.
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