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S5 E7

Married... with Children · Season 5, Episode 7

Al, Aliens and others in “Married...With Aliens”

Al

I lost the pictures.

Aliens pose for new pictures

Al

No, sorry, guys, I busted the camera in my anger. Nothing ever goes right for me. Sometimes I wonder if Al Bundy was ever meant to be in this universe at all.

Aliens put arms over Al in support

Al

Thanks, guys. You can have my socks. By the way, what do you need them for?

Aliens

PEZUZU.

Subtitle

FUEL.

Narrator

It was a time of great darkness. A giant comet cut a path of destruction through the universe. The one man who could save them all was unappreciated on his homeworld. But on planet Preludon, they still sing songs about the man whose socks created fuel for the ships that battled the comet and stopped it, savings hundreds of worlds to include Earth. This man's name? Al Bundy!

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