Married... with Children · Season 4, Episode 8
“976-Shoe” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Al Bundy (4), Peg (3), Bud Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (1)
Hi, Al. Did you have a good day?
I came home. How good could it have been?
(looking at the phone bill) Hey we qualify for the gold bill, family! [all getting excited hovering over Al] Family, please, let's all contain the excitement until after I'm dead.
Milwaukee. Milwaukee. That sounds like the town they centered around your mother, eh, Peg?
Well, kids, we have no more credit cards. Let this be a lesson to ya: Marry someone who can afford you.
What can I do better than anyone else?
Stink up a shoe?
Sweat through the couch?
Miss the toilet in the dark?
Oh, Dad. Mrs. Donnelly called and she said her slipper won't fit over her bunion and she wants to know what she should do.
Start walking on all fours the way God intended her to.
Ed MacMahon says I may owe him $10,000,000?!
Peg (skeptically): Eh, what are the chances of it really being you?
Al (as he looks over the phone bill): Milwaukee, Milwaukee, Milwaukee -- that's the town they built around your mother, isn't it, Peg?
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