“Tooth Or Consequences” quotes from Married... with Children

Bud

Dad, Dad, I had a girl here last night.

Al

Bud, I got no time for your jokes now. My teeth are killing me.

Hey, Bundy! I had steak tonight. What are you havin'?

Al

If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.

Al

Ah, home sweet hell.