Man: Hey, Bundy! I had steak tonight. What are you havin'?
Al: If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
Al: If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
Man : Hey, Bundy! I had steak tonight. What are you havin'?
Al : If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
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