I can't say I won and I can't say I lost. [looks at Peg] Well, I definitely can't say I won.
“The Harder They Fall” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
If I had my way, I'd have them round up everyone of those inconsiderate savages, bury them up to their necks and run them over with the grain reaper.
You know, I feel the same way about that Pippi Longstocking girl. God I hate her!
Okay, Peg, what do we got? The Terminator? The Predator? (Peg hands Al the tape): Oh, Heavenly Dog? Peg, I wanted Schwarzenegger.
I did too, Al. But I got you, and you got Beta.
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