There are two things Bundys don't do: we don't eat vegetables and we don't tap.
“Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (2), Bud Bundy (1)
When a Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves.
[while practicing tap dancing] Nerd-geek-dweeb, duh-weeb-nerd-dork!
"Anything Goes". That's your song, isn't it, Kel?
[while practicing tap dancing] Hop-shuffle-death, hop-shuffle-fail, hop-shuffle-bus station.
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