Kelly, when I was a kid, there were lots of parties I wasn't invited to. I showed up anyway. I stood there with a big smile on my face and said, "I'm here." and headed right for the food. Sure, they didn't want me there, but I had a great time. And if they didn't, so what? The point is if you want to be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You're a Bundy. Start acting like one.
“Johnny Be Gone” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Al Bundy (4), Peg (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
How long does it take to dry a dress?
In the machine's defense, Al fixed that too.
I have an announcement: "Shut up."
Never wanted to get married - I'm married, never wanted to have kids - I got two of 'em. How the hell did this happen?
(Al goes to the telephone and makes a call)
Hello Spike? Al. Listen, Is 'No Jaw' McKenzie there? Yeah the one with no jaw. Is she there!? Great, er, listen she's got number 110, tell her I'll trade my number 50 for it, OK?
Come on Peg, the fries aren't getting any younger. And neither are you.
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