Never wanted to get married - I'm married, never wanted to have kids - I got two of 'em. How the hell did this happen?
(Al goes to the telephone and makes a call)
Hello Spike? Al. Listen, Is 'No Jaw' McKenzie there? Yeah the one with no jaw. Is she there!? Great, er, listen she's got number 110, tell her I'll trade my number 50 for it, OK?
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