Victor, Hal and others in “"The Grandparents"”

Victor

Because of what just happened, you want us to loan you $3,000?

Hal

Please. I know you're uncomfortable loaning to family, so let me be clear. With one phone call, I could have your asses thrown in jail for child endangerment. So, this money I'm asking for, it's not a loan. It's blackmail.

Ida

He's like your cousin Vaslefdt all over again.