[Reese is playing around with Victor's army paraphernalia, when he pulls the safety pin off a grenade.]
God in Heaven!
What? What?!
This is live grenade! Do not let go of the handle, or we both die!
I don't want to die!
Don't worry, all we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in, and everything will be fine.
[The pin breaks; the two of them are shocked]
[Malcolm is soothing his black eye when Victor and Reese run in, still locked by the grenade.]
(to Reese) Quit crying like baby.
What's going on?
Grandpa gave me a live grenade. It's really cool. You wanna hold it?!
No, no, no! It's for you, not him.
Oh my God! We have to call the police!
No! No police! No police, please! There's no reason to panic. [Throws the phone on the table out of the room]
Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!
He's right. I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here!
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