Hal (phone rings): Hello.
You are the best dad, ever.
I am not. I'm a terrible dad. I never should've lied to you.
Well, the important thing is that this is all behind us and I've learned my lesson.
What's that?
That you are the best dad ever.
Francis, I don't feel much like talking right now. (hangs up while Dewey scrubs the phone)
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