[Malcolm and Reese are watching cartoons; Dewey gets in front of the TV]
What are you looking at, monkey boy?
[hits himself] Ow! Ow! Ow! Reese!
What are you doing?
[continues hitting himself] Ow! Help! Ow! Mom, help!
Cut it out!
Ow! Ow! It hurts! Ow!
Knock it off, you little...
[from the other room] REESE!! [approaches them] What the heck are you doing? Honest to God, you can't leave him alone for 5 minutes without picking on him!
I didn't do anything!
No!
He was lying!
[Dewey takes Reese's spot]
[to the camera] I gave him that.
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