[After Lois has noticed the boys about to deface a billboard]
[on the ground] OH MY GOD!
Did you guys hear something?
What are you boys doing up there?!
It's Mom! [the boys try to flatten themselves against the billboard]
How'd she know where to find us!?
I told you she's got tracking devices in our fillings! If you two geniuses had ripped them out like I did, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Maybe she didn't see us.
[Yelling at the boys in the parking lot] Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, you get down here this instant!
[bad Spanish accent] Misses, I don't know who you thinking we are. Your boys are very different boys than we are being.
[the light turns on the stripper billboard; the boys back up and Lois rolls her eyes]
[afraid] Where's the back door for this thing?
[scared] It's a billboard!
[terrified] We're so dead. This time she'll finish us!
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